Former Chicago Cubs slugger/steroid user Sammy Sosa recently bleached his skin. The article says something about ‘rejuvenation’ but I don’t think anyone is buying that line.
It’s all over the web.
See a web article with a stunning side-by-side here. It’s new and old, Sammy style.
I’m disturbed by what I’ve seen. I can’t really fathom what would possess Sosa to undergo a procedure such as this.
Is he trying to fool a team into signing a light-skinned Dominican with tons of power?
Or he he angling to be the new Spanish-language spokesperson for Count Chocula cereal?
Either way, it seems as if his job prospects are looking *cough* good.
